La Asesina Imposible

Ocurrio una vez que, durante un juicio, una chica que estaba acusada de asesinato argumentó en su defensa, y ante el incrédulo jurado, que ella no podía ser la asesina, pues al momento de perpetrarse el crimen, ella se encontraba en su casa, preparando la defensa para la acusacion de asesinato.

La Frase de la Semana

"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you simbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in Humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree....  yeah, it makes perfect sense"